Comic Jimmy Kimmels Plan To Save The U.S. Post Office

From Denny:  These are outrageous times.  To really save the post office and pull it out of huge debt is to start sending snail mail cards, letters and packages.  Really?  Well, yeah, that obvious tactic would work and is a sensible one. After all, the post office lost over $1 billion just in the last quarter of 2012 - and that included the holiday season of which they apparently did not get much of a share of the business.

But what debt answer would be a lot more creative and fun?  Comic Jimmy Kimmel has the answer.  He advocates the President legalize marijuana and then put the U.S. Post Office to be the only guys who can deliver it.  Outrageous?  Maybe, uh, hmmm.... it's actually a monopoly idea that would work!  Yay! Capitalism at work!  :)

That aside - because we know it will never happen - then how about Kimmel's latest answer to the real world U. S. Post Office Gear the agency is planning to sell?  The agency has teamed with a Cleveland supplier for post office uniform wear that might prove useful as a Halloween costume - or stealing social security checks out of mailboxes from trusting elderly folks.

We all know that the cosmetic industry is a multi-billion dollar happy place.  Kimmel suggests "why not sell a fragrance" promoted by the post office?  Here Jimmy Kimmel promotes "Manila" as the upscale new fragrance to hit the market place.  Enjoy your grin as you coast into the weekend.  Ah... that feels better, now doesn't it?

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Awww Cute Photo: Santa Serenade of Whale

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From Denny:  In case you missed this adorable photo during the Christmas season like I did then check out Santa serenading a beluga whale at the Mystic Aquarium in Mystic, Connecticut.  Isn't it amazing how the whale is listening intently and seems to enjoy the song and interaction?  It's as if the whale is saying, "Wow! What is this? Cool! I think he's flirting with me... don't tell Sam.  Let's keep this between you and me, Santa."

 

 

 

 

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Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious and Odd: Outrageous: What Everyone Needs: A Hot Tub Boat

Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious and Odd: Outrageous: What Everyone Needs: A Hot Tub Boat: From Denny:  Looking to pamper yourself because you have more money than you know what to do with? Getting ready for the very popular Rich Man's Spring Accoutremount and Wardrobe season?

Are you so ultra conservative Republican you resent your local Food Bank begging for help because it has empty shelves?  Figure said Food Bank doesn't need donations for half of the formerly wealthy struggling middle class now living in poverty?

Then this outrageous rich man's toy is for you!  For wealthy green folks know that this is an electric boat.

It's called...

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6 Funny Satire Cartoons: Eternal Thought 4 The Day

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From Denny:  I hear blog maintenance is actually good for something.  Turns out people like me find all kinds of gems hiding in the draft section that never got published.  These adorable cartoons are a fine example!   Enjoy...













and the thought for the day - eternally... especially poignant during flu season...















Who among us is suffering from Technology Withdrawal during bad weather, flu season or computer viruses that attack our virtual friends?










Yep, anyone is certainly better than AT & T...








It's OK to lie like a rug - all over The Place -  in Heaven - as long as it's the Devil you're trying to fool.  You see it's a favorite game in Heaven 'cause you get some serious points for deceiving The Great Deceiver.  Game over!  Advance to your next life as a billionaire.









Some folks just have talents others don't possess...

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Inspiration: Cool Dancing American Traffic Cop Shows Great Moves

From Denny:  Check out this fun-loving and fun retired cop that still directs traffic in Rhode Island.  Tony Lepore, age 65, aspired to be a performer but the opportunities were slim when he was young.

Yet, here he is, appreciated and enjoyed by millions all these years later.  Today he is involved with a troupe that travels, doing lots of shows.  Sometimes, you just never know how your life will turn out.

Kudos to Tony for some fabulous dance moves that intrigued the news staff, an inspiration to older Americans to get exercising and an all around positive attitude to keep you going - even through life's disappointments.  Enjoy Tony's holiday tradition he's been performing for over 20 years now.

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Funny Holiday Ads: Crazy Target Lady Shopping Tips 1 - 3

From Denny:  The Thanksgiving holiday was barely observed this year as desperate retailers - in a faltering economy - blasted the airwaves with some hilarious ads to get Americans to go shopping.

The comic, Maria Bamford, sports her Crazy Lady at Target character to entertain us.  She sure had me laughing so much I went to YouTube to find all her funny ads for the holiday season.  Be sure to check out her site too.

Tip #1 - Practice reverse psychology on the competition






Tip #2 - Visualize your path to success







Tip #3 - Check the weather

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16 Hilarious Photos, Signs to Keep You Wondering

From Denny:  From the witty to the absolutely stupid, check out these funny photos and outrageous signs.  Yep, with the human race there is never a dull moment.  I wonder when aliens land they will get our sense of humor.  Can it be that we are the only ones in the universe with the ability to laugh?

What if the universe was peopled with dull people who never found anything funny?  Look at it this way, Planet Earth will become the universal travel destination for cosmic tourists in need of a good laugh!  Cosmic tourism, now that should help our global economy...



This would be a scary proposition - until you figure out it's a framing shop! :)  clever advertising.










Rule breaker rebel at work....








OK, this is really awful promotion... especially after the Rep. Anthony Wiener sexual scandal was all over the news...








But do you think they really mean it???









And for the mathematically challenged...







An old standard since the 1950's... with the help of photoshop fun...






For the graffiti challenged - reduced to using stencils.  But hey! a clever mind gets them every time.







And for the spelling challenged... Just what is not getting taught in America's schools these days??








Another Asian country English translation fail... If I had a dollar for every time I saw this while living in Asia I'd be a billionaire.  Some things just don't translate.  Like getting called "a son of a turtle" as an insult.  Well, in America that falls flat.  It's like saying, "Yeah, jerk, have a nice day!" 








And just why do your kids need to know this factoid?  A little creepy...








Another Chinese imported product with a translation fail?









Hey, mister, throw me some beads!  Some people never listen in New Orleans during Mardi Gras season... and sitting on this fence would be at their own peril!










Someone actually had to create this sign for the toilet challenged???








Now that's a novel approach to frame the romantic conversation...









OK, this does sound like a sex conversation...








Yeah, and don't come back to America, you suckers!

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Dennys: News Politics Comedy Science Arts & Food: Jon Stewart Sneers At Debt Ceiling Talks: Nonfiction Captain America: "From Denny: Jon Stewart taps into American anger at our politicians for being so stupid about these debt ceiling talks. They all are still politically posturing while the public will be the ones to be the ultimate losers - except come election day when we all get to 'throw the bums out.'

The Republicans are naked in their exposure for propping up the wealthy at the expense of the middle class, the elderly and the poor. The GOP is held hostage by the Tea Party conservatives who are adamant to implode our economy and the global village along with us.

The Democrats can't seem to rein in their idiot Centrists under Steny Hoyer dumb enough to vote for Republican proposals. President Obama probably wants to quit the job and move off world after dealing with these greedy fools."

Funny Jon Stewart Mocks The Hot Summer Weather

From Denny: Stewart enjoys mocking the hot weather as much as he enjoys mocking Donald Trump eating New York pizza with - gasp! - a fork! How could he be so crass?

Jon has some fun showing news clips of reporters demonstrating how you can cook chocolate chip cookies on a car dashboard, cook eggs in a skillet in the hot sun and a pizza on a city sidewalk.

Of course, Jon's best comment about the hot summer weather: "It's not global warming; it's God preheating America!"

And then there's Wyatt Cenac pretending to be a hard-charging weather reporter that is totally disgusting in his food choices.  Discover this at your own peril.  :)



Monday July 25, 2011
Extreme Weather Hotportunity
TV weather people take advantage of the extreme weather hotportunity by cooking on dashboards and city sidewalks.

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Moving right along to how ridiculous weather reporters look when it's time to demonstrate how you can eat food that has been cooking in the sun all day:


Monday July 25, 2011
Extreme Weather Hotportunity - Egg Salad Sandwich
Wyatt Cenac goes on location in New York City to report on the sandwich-warming and milk-curdling weather.

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