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Monday, March 10, 2014

All Hilarious Funny Quotes

'Now it is your turn to enjoy while reading, watching and sharing these funny hilarious quotes and images because humor is real life.'

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.	I would rather cuddle than to have..	He took me from a bar.
Anger makes your mouth work faster than your mind	No comment is a comment	They know how crazy you are
Karma is when you throw a banana	I am Delicious	Just for moment
I drink to..	My care My bike	Water proof tablet
I am not lazy	Everyday I promise..Lol	Follow each others
Closing eye for a second	When life gives	It's funny how after an argument
Doing nothing	At first if you don't succeed	I go halfway to meet
If mom says 'NO'	We're Teenagers	Cooking with Wine
Wake up now!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

'Now, time to enjoy the very entertaining quotes of Evan Esar's (American humorist).'

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

A husband is like a fire--he goes out when unattended.

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow.

[Anger is] the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Family Holidays

"My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in customs."

Superb Comparison - The rain falls because sky can no longer handle its heaviness. Just like tears, it falls because heart can no longer handle pain...!

Superb Comparison - The rain falls because sky can no longer handle its heaviness. Just like tears, it falls because heart can no longer handle pain...!

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

a REAL RELATIONSHIP has fights, trust, faith, tears, pains, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy & LOVE

a REAL RELATIONSHIP has fights, trust, faith, tears, pains, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy & LOVE

Falling in love is EASY, but staying in love is very SPECIAL

Falling in love is EASY, but staying in love is very SPECIAL

True face ever heard. Having a BF or GF is not LOVE. But... having someone in your life on whom you have blind faith that even if you hurt them to the extreme, they will still hold your hand & say "I was, I am and I will ALWAYS be yours... That's love... That's Life...

True face ever heard. Having a BF or GF is not LOVE. But... having someone in your life on whom you have blind faith that even if you hurt them to the extreme, they will still hold your hand & say "I was, I am and I will ALWAYS be yours... That's love... That's Life...

The worst battle you have to fight is between what you know and what you feel

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Best attitude towards life - Yes I have made lots of mistakes in my life!! Because life doesn't come with user's manual. My Life, My Way, My Rules...

Best attitude towards life - Yes I have made lots of mistakes in my life!! Because life doesn't come with user's manual. My Life, My Way, My Rules...

If you want to make your dream come true, the first thing you have to do it WAKE UP.

If you want to make your dream come true, the first thing you have to do it WAKE UP.

If you wait for happy moments, you will wait forever. But if you start believing, that you are happy, you will be happy forever.

If you wait for happy moments, you will wait forever. But if you start believing, that you are happy, you will be happy forever.


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Monday, March 10, 2014

All Hilarious Funny Quotes

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Entertaining Evan Esar Quotes

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Family Holidays

Superb Comparison - The rain falls because sky can no longer handle its heaviness. Just like tears, it falls because heart can no longer handle pain...!

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

a REAL RELATIONSHIP has fights, trust, faith, tears, pains, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy & LOVE

Falling in love is EASY, but staying in love is very SPECIAL

True face ever heard. Having a BF or GF is not LOVE. But... having someone in your life on whom you have blind faith that even if you hurt them to the extreme, they will still hold your hand & say "I was, I am and I will ALWAYS be yours... That's love... That's Life...

The worst battle you have to fight is between what you know and what you feel

Contact Form

Best attitude towards life - Yes I have made lots of mistakes in my life!! Because life doesn't come with user's manual. My Life, My Way, My Rules...

If you want to make your dream come true, the first thing you have to do it WAKE UP.

If you wait for happy moments, you will wait forever. But if you start believing, that you are happy, you will be happy forever.

Listen to your elder's advice, not because they are always right but because they have more EXPERIENCE of being wrong...

You haven't lose your smile at all. It's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

Family is the most important thing in the world - Princess Diana

Monday, May 6, 2013

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER

Treat her like you would want to be Treated

A boy makes his girl jealous of other women, A MAN makes girls jealous of HIS Woman

Smart Guy would never cheat, He would be too scared to Lose you