A Truth Journal: 2012 Presidential Debate Jokes, 18 Funny Photos, 3 Videos

A Truth Journal: 2012 Presidential Debate Jokes, 18 Funny Photos, 3 Videos: From Denny:  "Can you hear me now?"  Watch the Romney campaign in slow motion implode just in time to lose the election. (Oh, thank you, there is a God.)  Stupid on Steroids GOP Senate candidates keep talking about rape in ways to legitimize it.  The constant GOP rape talk does start you wondering if all of these men were actually once guilty of rape. Are these politicians trying to find ways to rationalize rape as no big deal to absolve them of their nagging conscience?

Colbert wipes the floor with these fools in clip after clip after he lists idiot comment after idiot comment in one long GOP brain diarrhea stream:  Team Rape.  There really should be an intelligence test - and a sanity test - for any one desiring to run for office.  We know who could not pass it.

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The Social Poets: Funny Osama Bin Laden Posts, 1 Year Anniversary Dead

The Social Poets: Funny Osama Bin Laden Posts, 1 Year Anniversary Dead: From Denny:  Today President Obama took yet another victory lap while in Afghanistan, spiking the proverbial football and crowing about how he "got" America's Number One Terrorist Boogeyman a year ago, Osama bin Laden.  Never mind the rest of us find this political boasting in an election year as really bad form, including Arianna Huffington.

Actually, it was the Navy Seals that killed the fool.  Why would a president that regularly has a hard time making any decisions go around the world crowing about how he made one decision to kill one terrorist in the comfort of the White House and well protected by thousands of bodyguards from thousands of miles away from the gore?  Come on; it has the look of election year desperation and is a bit pathetic.  It looks like the presidential version of an Elmo Happy Dance.

But hey, it's standard election year politics for both parties.  It's their job to live in a fantasy world about what is a great idea for focusing the public on all their accomplishments while in office. The objective is to distract away from what is making the public angry about the candidate's performance so the voters will forget and vote for him any way.  Yeah, Life in America.  Does it get any better?

Funny Video: Colbert Says Osama Bin Laden Still Dead

From Denny: In the spirit of true excessive satirical celebration Stephen Colbert talks his usual funny nonsense that is so ridiculous you can't help but laugh. His latest is downplaying how Bin Laden was said to be a figurehead but hey, America loves to hunt down and kill figureheads just as much as the guys who are involved in day to day operations.

Colbert proclaims we all love figureheads, like the British monarchy, why not terrorist figureheads? Says Colbert, "I can't wait to see what he was wearing."

He gives a shout out to Navy Seal Team Six. Since the real identities of the team are classified only Colbert would speculate as to who they truly are: Rambo, John MacLaine, Master Chief, Batman, Vin Diesel, Laura Croft and Kung Fu Panda.

Colbert shows a Fox News clip of the original Navy Seal commanding officer who organized the Seals into what we know today, Dick Marcinko. He also wrote a lot of fictional books about his missions, most of which I read since my husband was given them as gifts from friends. My husband turned to me and said, "Denny, you may be a woman but you are the macho warrior in the family. Here, read these, tell me what they are about so I can tell my friends I read them. You were mentored by crusty old warriors like this.  You understand this stuff." Yeah, my hubby loves his human clift notes. :)

Back to Colbert...

Turns out the Seals grabbed a whole lot of goodies like 5 computers, 10 hard drives and 100 storage devices. Now Colbert speculates as to what music was on Bin Laden's iPod.


Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Osama bin Laden Is Still Dead
The secret members of SEAL Team Six grab Osama bin Laden and his thumb drives.

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Funny Video: Colbert Report Version of Mardi Gras, International Womens Day

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From Denny: Only Stephen Colbert. He righteously mocks our New Orleans Mardi Gras, enjoying the symbolism of how Mardi Gras fell on the same day this year as the celebration of International Womens Day. What better way to celebrate women, thinks Colbert, than to throw them beads if they flash their breasts? In true Colbert satire, he yells out as he tosses beads into the audience, "Ladies, show me your advanced degrees! Show me how you balance an underpaid working life with a happy home life!"

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