Funny Video: Stephen Colberts 17 Best ThreatDowns

Colbert warns our Nation of those ThreatDowns luriking in those spooky shadows of our country.

From Denny: Colbert warns us of how the world is such a scary place. It is October after all and he's just getting wound up for the Halloween season. Colbert says he will hold our hand, look us in the eye and remind us of how truly terrifying life is these days. There's a reason for the season and this season is Colbert's cheeky "Keep Fear Alive March." What do you expect from a guy who is the youngest of 11 children? The youngest kid is always a laugh riot, the entertainer of the family. Now he makes money for being silly. What a good gig!

Here Colbert is reminding America about the horrors in the world with his ThreatDown review. Here he takes swipes at his number one fear: bears. He also rags on zombies just in time for Halloween and Isabella Rossellini. Be sure to vote up your favorite ThreatDown! :)

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Funny Video: Colbert Fuses Halloween Holiday With March To Keep Fear Alive

Check out outrageous Colbert as he gives tips for your Halloween costume while he encourages you to attend his March to Keep Fear Alive.

From Denny: Remember, "Nation," that Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive (politically speaking, that is) also occurs on the Halloween weekend. Now that's special, don't you agree? Colbert suggests we all wear funny Halloween costumes as we march while he reminds us of exactly of what we should be afraid.

Colbert, with his usual outrageous tongue in cheek attitude, says there are so many things to righteously fear: "immigrants who came here after our grandparents or Katy Perry's breasts." Colbert highlighted a town in upstate New York promoting a new kind of fear that Colbert found wildly fascinating: Dead muslims. It was the town of Sidney, New York, that tried recently to have a private Muslim cemetery removed from their town. Yes, "Nation," that's fear of dead Muslims.

Colbert says that "Usually when you die, your threat level decreases significantly." So, what would be the only logical conclusion to explain their unreasonable fear in this town? It must be the threat of Muslim vampires, muses Colbert. Advice was offered on how to keep away those Muslim vampires - like wearing a bacon turtleneck, because "a crucifix won't work" and "a drawing of Mohammad just makes them madder."

So, to make the Halloween holiday and the March to Keep Fear Alive really interesting, Colbert thought we all should embrace the season. He encouraged marchers "to come disguised as whatever I've taught you to fear."

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Funny Video: Colbert Looks At Tea Party Coloring Books For Kids

More irreverent senseless commentary from the infamous Colbert, commenting on the random senseless acts from the Tea Party.

From Denny: You know Colbert. He so loves his "Tip Of The Hat and Wag Of The Finger" segment. This time he acknowledges the idiot publishing company marketing a new Tea Party coloring book. Unbelievable. This crazy piece of political propaganda reaches down to the youngest children to teach Tea Party values utilizing pictures and games.

Colbert illuminates us, demonstrating how this silly coloring book is "more comprehensive than that other conservative kids' activity book: the Republican 'Pledge to America.'" Patriotic images are paired with lengthy diatribe captions that are mind-numbingly dull. What kid wants to hear about limiting the Federal Government's power? Like Colbert says, "because nothing brings joy to a child more than a five-clause sentence."

Of course, Colbert chimed in with his bright ideas for marketing other Tea Party books with catchy tiles like Christine O'Donnell's "Rainy Day Book Of Masturbation Alternatives" or "Down On The Farm With Carl Paladino" - featuring a story about a woman and a horse - that will probably confuse and scare children more than help them learn.

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