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Monday, October 11, 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Fuses Halloween Holiday With March To Keep Fear Alive

Check out outrageous Colbert as he gives tips for your Halloween costume while he encourages you to attend his March to Keep Fear Alive.

From Denny: Remember, "Nation," that Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive (politically speaking, that is) also occurs on the Halloween weekend. Now that's special, don't you agree? Colbert suggests we all wear funny Halloween costumes as we march while he reminds us of exactly of what we should be afraid.

Colbert, with his usual outrageous tongue in cheek attitude, says there are so many things to righteously fear: "immigrants who came here after our grandparents or Katy Perry's breasts." Colbert highlighted a town in upstate New York promoting a new kind of fear that Colbert found wildly fascinating: Dead muslims. It was the town of Sidney, New York, that tried recently to have a private Muslim cemetery removed from their town. Yes, "Nation," that's fear of dead Muslims.

Colbert says that "Usually when you die, your threat level decreases significantly." So, what would be the only logical conclusion to explain their unreasonable fear in this town? It must be the threat of Muslim vampires, muses Colbert. Advice was offered on how to keep away those Muslim vampires - like wearing a bacon turtleneck, because "a crucifix won't work" and "a drawing of Mohammad just makes them madder."

So, to make the Halloween holiday and the March to Keep Fear Alive really interesting, Colbert thought we all should embrace the season. He encouraged marchers "to come disguised as whatever I've taught you to fear."

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Friday, October 8, 2010

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Comments On CNN Firing Bigot Rick Sanchez

Check out the latest verbal volleys from Sanchez and Stewart as they duel over who grew up the most poor and now makes the most money.

From Denny: Did anyone else find formerly-known-as-CNN-anchor Rick Sanchez's bigoted comments about Jews to be a bit stupid? Not to mention he publicly trashed his CNN bosses who pay him well, giving him a venue to spout off his conservative views no matter how little sense they make.

For some reason Sanchez thought it cool to trash Jon Stewart and call him a bigot. Then Sanchez went on to say that Jews should be called "white people." Well, the rule of logic says that either you are part of an ethnic minority or you are not. You can't have it both ways, Sanchez. Jeeez! What a lame statement.

For some reason well-paid Sanchez thinks he is part of the poverty set. Who believes that? We all came from somewhere, some well off, some not. Take your head out of the past and get into the present, Sanchez.

Sanchez: "I think to some extent Jon Stewart and Colbert are the same way. I think Jon Stewart's a bigot. I think he looks at the world through, his mom, who was a school teacher, and his dad, who was a physicist or something like that. Great, I'm so happy that he grew up in a suburban middle class New Jersey home with everything you could ever imagine."

As usual for conservatives, they are really bad students because Sanchez did not do his homework. He accused Stewart of being an elitist who didn't understand what it was to grow up poor. Uh, yeah, Stewart did grow up poor as the only child of a divorced single mother.

Sanchez believes that only Jews run the media and therefore are not an oppressed minority like him. Yeah, those thousand dollar suits sure look like you have been suffering, Sanchez. When was the last time you went slumming in the neighborhood?

What's really going on here is the competition between these two. Stewart has mocked Sanchez several times in the past for lame performances like not being able to find Hawaii on a map. Stewart chided Sanchez during coverage of the Chilean earthquake: "Rick Sanchez delivers the news like a guy at a party who's doing a lot of coke and traps you in a corner and explains REALLY INTENSELY how an ant is the strongest animal on earth."

The one thing Sanchez did that really shocked Stewart was his stupid willingness to have himself tasered just to prove it was no big deal. Uh, those tasers are set at about 50,000 volts that can stop your heart. Yeah, that was just brilliant. Sanchez must have an unusual need for attention.

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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Funny Video: Jon Stewart Reveals Rednecks Living in Delaware

Talk about crazy politics. All politics really are local.

From Denny: What's the latest going on in the state of Delaware? Well, Vice President Joe Biden gave up his Senate seat since he went to the White House. Guess who's vying for his seat? Take your pick, Delaware voters, you get either a Tea Party witch or a Marxist. Well, at least their Senate race is more colorful than most. Everywhere else you see the regular menu of choices like Mean Jerk or Richard Cranium (clean version).

Check out roving comedy reporter, Aasif Mandvi, as he explored the unusual cultural divide of Arrogant Elitist Snobs north of the line and Angry Rednecks in the south. Is there a reason why this state is called the First State?

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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Looks At Tea Party Coloring Books For Kids

More irreverent senseless commentary from the infamous Colbert, commenting on the random senseless acts from the Tea Party.

From Denny: You know Colbert. He so loves his "Tip Of The Hat and Wag Of The Finger" segment. This time he acknowledges the idiot publishing company marketing a new Tea Party coloring book. Unbelievable. This crazy piece of political propaganda reaches down to the youngest children to teach Tea Party values utilizing pictures and games.

Colbert illuminates us, demonstrating how this silly coloring book is "more comprehensive than that other conservative kids' activity book: the Republican 'Pledge to America.'" Patriotic images are paired with lengthy diatribe captions that are mind-numbingly dull. What kid wants to hear about limiting the Federal Government's power? Like Colbert says, "because nothing brings joy to a child more than a five-clause sentence."

Of course, Colbert chimed in with his bright ideas for marketing other Tea Party books with catchy tiles like Christine O'Donnell's "Rainy Day Book Of Masturbation Alternatives" or "Down On The Farm With Carl Paladino" - featuring a story about a woman and a horse - that will probably confuse and scare children more than help them learn.

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Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation<a>

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