To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid.
Teacher: You failed your exam.
Kid: You too failed to teach me.
I don't hate you, it's just, if you were on fire... I would roast marshmallows.
Elders say: Alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus says: Love your enemy.
Case closed.
I didn't fall, I was testing gravity.. It still works.
I didn't fall, I was testing gravity.. It still works.
