Old and Wise

To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid.

Teacher: You failed your exam.

Kid: You too failed to teach me.

I don't hate you, it's just, if you were on fire... I would roast marshmallows.

Elders say: Alcohol is your enemy.

Jesus says: Love your enemy.

Case closed.

I didn't fall, I was testing gravity.. It still works.