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Showing posts with label Cute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cute. Show all posts

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Annoying Moments



My room was clean. But then, I had to deiced what to wear and picture changed.

I am on hold. My call is important to them.

That annoying moment when you dip your cookie into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on social.

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

That annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate.

You look at teacher's hand, see a ring and think - Who would marry you.

That awkward moment when you laugh at something you shouldn't have, so you do a little cough-laugh to cover it up.

That moment when you can't think of a joke.

I'm not lying, I'm just making the story better.

The wrong thing we do is say "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

That wet stuff before the ketchup comes out? Premature Ketchupalation.

We love to talk while watching movie, but we hate when other people talk.

To-do list for today: 1) buy a knife. 2) name it love. 3) kill people with love.

I think I'm allergic to mornings.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

One Day

One day I am going to be too lazy to breathe and just die.

I never really know someone until I talk to them at 3 am.

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love... Food.

Your eyebrows nowadays look like Nike signs.

Nothing feels better than waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep.

I would say Heart

You are my sunshine on a rainy day.

Your lips are much more like wine, can I get drunk?


I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my heart smaller than them.

Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only one special person can make you happy without doing anything.

Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Hardest thing for Kids

After 15 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken.

In Shape

I'm in shape. Round's a shape, isn't it?

Almost there

Who do people always tell me "Almost there" even though they haven't left the home.

My Birthday

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss and hug?

People love me only on one day, that is the day you know I took birth.

Did anyone see my lost carrier?

He was proposing me since very long time. So I gave him chance to serve me.

What is the benefit of being together when parents decide about their marriage.

You're so sweet and nice. Can I know your taste.

Zuni: Looks like I'm going to have to shove these love beads some place special.
Joe: Nice hat. I had a hat like that once, then my mom got a job.

Dad read a book about prehistoric lice that was about two feet long. He head itches from the treatments and he now thinks he has lice and wants us to check his hair!

A man complaining to his best friend: 'You know, I had all - money, a good house, luxury car, the love of a beautiful girls...then ... pow! ... it was all gone!''What happened?' asked the friend.'Ahhhh ... Police found my wife...'

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

You missed school yesterday didn't you? Hmm.. Not very much!

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Read all good stuff related to that special day at Birthday Quotes.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Irony

Why the first five days after the weekend are always the toughest?

My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

Hell with love, give me food.

I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really wanna throw a brick at.

My life will not be complete until I’ve walked away from an explosion in slow motion.

I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

I need alcohol..bBecause no great story ever started with someone eating a salad...

Amusing Quotes

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

How strange when people think they're funny, but they're just annoying.

Try saying 'Cops' without your lips touching.

There's always that one person, who always catches you doing something weird.

Sneaking your seat belt on slowly when you see a cop.

That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss.

You are not a photographer.. You just have an overpriced camera.

I wish I could download food.

Life is so much funnier when you have a naughty mind.

Be sure that while climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

Hi. Are you accepting any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

Do you stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.

I wanna scream, and shout, and let it all out! - Me on the toilet..

Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please...

You changed your cell phone for an extra inch.. I hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

You should walk

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

End up cheating

I like women like I like my math. Easy. Or else I'll end up cheating.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Calll Police

If you don't see me online on social sites for 36 hours, Immediately call the police.
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