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Monday, May 6, 2013

Funny Quotes & e-cards collection

If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind I’d be SO skinny!

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom!

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

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How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday!!

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Some funny Quotes and e-cards

It’s all fun and games,
until someone calls the cops.
Then it’s a new game!
Hide and seek.

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My life is all math!

I am trying to add to my income,

subtract from my weight,

divide my time

and avoid multiplying.

Be that kind of woman that,

when your feet hit the floor

each morning

the devil says

“oh crap she’s up”

Iron Man 3 2013 Quotes

Time for Iron Man 3 quotes, some of emmm are really hilarious and funny, after all Tony Stark has funny sense of humor, i'm still waiting for the movie at local cinema ....

The Mandarin: Ladies, children, sheep... Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing.

Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... Nothing's been the same since New York. You experience things, and then they're over. I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares. Honestly, there's a hundred people who want to kill me. I hope I can protect the one thing I can't live without...

Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... I'm so sorry for putting you in harm's way... I'm going to find out who did this...

The Mandarin: You'll never see me coming...

Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?

Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.

The Mandarin: Mr Stark, today is the first day of what's left of your life.

Tony Stark: We do need backup...
James Rhodes: That's your department.
Tony Stark: There's my boys..

Tony Stark: You're not a man. You're nothing more than a maniac. I'm not afraid of you. No politics here: just good old fashioned revenge!

Aldrich Killian: The whole world's gonna be watching.

The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

Sal Kennedy: You elected me on a single platform. I will defend this country at all costs. The Mandarin must be stopped!

Tony Stark: [suits up] You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.
Pepper Potts: Wow!

Tony Stark: I'm here on a mission: fighting back.

Tony Stark: Dads leave. No need to be such a pussy about it.

Rescue: I got you!
Tony Stark: I got you first!

The Mandarin: My soldiers are coming. NOTHING can save you!
Tony Stark: We'll see about that.

Source of Iron Man 3 quotes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300854/