“Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife” – Groucho Marx
“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” – Mae West
“Marriage is one of the institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.” – Milton Berle
“If love is the answer, could you restate the question?” – Lily Tomlin
