Making Someone Happy

"Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it."

Odd Moments

That odd moment when your mom is washing your clothes and she finds out condom in your pocket.

How funny when you crack a joke in a group and nobody laughs.

I am the type of person who laughs at a joke for 3 times: 1) when it was told. 2) when it was explained. 3) when I finally get it.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Hardest thing ever when you just cannot control your laughter at serious times.

The only people you need in your life is the ones who need you in theirs.

There's something you do, that makes me always wanna forgive all of the mistake that you did.

Be a good listener, your ears will never get you in trouble.

The funny thing is, I actually thought you were different.

The more people I meet

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Sleep is made for the guys with no internet connection.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Last thing she said

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.

Never Mine

Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

My Hobbies

My hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me.