Jeff Foxworthy posted on his Facebook page:
“Daytona 500 is like the Redneck Super Bowl. One hour on the infield and I have enough material for the rest of the year. “
You Might Be A Redneck if:
-You’ve painted NASCAR sponsors on your riding mover.
-You've send fan mail to the car, not the driver.
-You remember the entire NASCAR schedule, but can't remember your wife's birthday.
-You think the NASDAQ 400 is a stock car race.
-Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
-You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you like looking at the pictures.
-You can knock out all your Christmas shopping at the NASCAR souvenir stand.
-You've ever written a NASCAR driver's name on a presidential ballot.
-You’ve offered a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Fan Club card as ID.
And of finally,
-You think the last four words of the National Anthem are,
-You’ve painted NASCAR sponsors on your riding mover.
-You've send fan mail to the car, not the driver.
-You remember the entire NASCAR schedule, but can't remember your wife's birthday.
-You think the NASDAQ 400 is a stock car race.
-Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.
-You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you like looking at the pictures.
-You can knock out all your Christmas shopping at the NASCAR souvenir stand.
-You've ever written a NASCAR driver's name on a presidential ballot.
-You’ve offered a Dale Earnhardt Jr. Fan Club card as ID.
And of finally,
-You think the last four words of the National Anthem are,
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
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