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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fun with Double Meaning Quotes

On girl T-shirt - Excuse me ! My face is above.

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep your hand on her neck
Put your lips on her lips
than have a …
…Cold-drink


Girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied : When this 65 year old mad man told me
he has saved a lot from last 45 years,

I thought he was talking about FINANCE? 

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!


What's he doing now? I believe he's attempting re-entry.


Funny quotes are so hilarious that they can experience you uncontrollable laughter. So check it out.

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