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The hardest thing

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” 

- Albert Einstein

A successful man

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
- Lana Turner

Behind every great man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey

 

 

 

  

 

 

Patience is something

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” 

- Bill McGlashen

Men marry women

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” 

- Albert Einstein