A little girl was walking her dog in the park when she was approached by an older lady.
“My, what a pretty dog.”
“Thank you, ma’am.”, said the little girl.
“What’s your dog’s name?” asked the lady.
“Porky”
The old lady said, “What a cute name. Is that because he is so big and fat?”
The little girl looked surprised and said, “Oh, no ma’am. We call him Porky because he fucks pigs.”
Twenty minutes later the EMT’s revived her. She was okay!
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