Funny quotes

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"                                                 John Lenon

"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."               Anonymus

"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."       Shirley Maclaine

"He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed."                                                               Leopold Fechtner

"Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink."     Anonymus