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Thursday, January 31, 2013

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER

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valentine's day bed decoration ideas

valentine's day bed decoration ideas 

Are you looking for the valentines day Ideas ? If yes then you are at right place cause in this post we have give you some Valentines day Bed Decoration Ideas including the awesome bed design for the valentines day night to make your partner happy on this festival of love.
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So friends, This was the list of the new latest and awesome valentines day bed room decoration ideas to be implement on the valentines day Night and make your partner Happy.

Valentines Day Clip art images and Pictures

Latest New and Funny Valentines Day Clip art images and Pictures 

Hello Friends If  you are looking for Valentines day Card Designing and looking for the Love clip art heart Clip arts then you are at right place cause in this post you will get a list of the new latest and funny Valentines day clip Art pictures and images 2013.

Enjoy the Set of some Latest Funny and New Valentines day Clip Arts : 

Pooh Clip art for valentines day 2013


small hearts clip arts 

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Heart vector - black and white Heart Clip art

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Heart with Arrow Clip art


Pink Heart Clip Art for valentines day Greetings Card 

Abstract heart Clip art picture

Love Clip art for valentines day 

Awesome Heart clip Art image and pictures

This was the list of the valentines day Greetings Card Idea which contains the various vectors like hearts clip art , love clip art and cartoon vector like Pooh clip art. Hope you will like it.


Easy Riding My Way





















Here's the new bike I got me for Valentine’s Day.  Handles like a dream, recoil is not as bad as I thought it would be and I get about 38mpg.

This should answer any further questions about where I stand in regards to Obama's reference to the "gun totin', conservatives". 

Cost was a little steep but traffic has been better, and I am no longer afraid to ride into downtown Atlanta.

Funny Or Die's Weekly F'Bomb: Macklemore and Ryan, Zachary Quinto and a HJ Rap

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Get A Record Deal Macklemore and Ryan Lewis sit down to meet with their new record exec (Paul Scheer).

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Irony

Why the first five days after the weekend are always the toughest?

My maturity level depends on who I'm with.

Hell with love, give me food.

I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really wanna throw a brick at.

My life will not be complete until I’ve walked away from an explosion in slow motion.

I never argue, I just explain why I'm right.

I need alcohol..bBecause no great story ever started with someone eating a salad...

Amusing Quotes

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

How strange when people think they're funny, but they're just annoying.

Try saying 'Cops' without your lips touching.

There's always that one person, who always catches you doing something weird.

Sneaking your seat belt on slowly when you see a cop.

That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss.

You are not a photographer.. You just have an overpriced camera.

I wish I could download food.

Life is so much funnier when you have a naughty mind.

Be sure that while climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

Hi. Are you accepting any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

Do you stare at a text for five minutes to figure out how to reply.

I wanna scream, and shout, and let it all out! - Me on the toilet..

Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please...

You changed your cell phone for an extra inch.. I hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER

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Comical Quotes

That awkward moment between birth and death.

“No comment” is a comment.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

The best way to make friends: bring a pack of gum.

When I was a kid, trying not to color outside of the lines was my biggest problem.

That awkward moment when your “friend” invites everyone but don’t invite you.

We all have that one friend with a funny laugh.

When I say ”there's nothing to eat” I mean there's nothing I like.

Doctor: "So what kind of birth control are you using?" Me: "My appearance."

Funny One Liner Quotes

'Now you can spend amazing time while reading these one liner funny quotations. There are much more humor related stuff here to have hilarious time ever.'

One Liner

  1. Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.
  2. My luck is so bad that last week I went out of town and one of my friend ran with his beloved. Now everyone kept on calling me to inquire about them.
  3. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
  4. Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
  5. Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
  6. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  7. Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse'
  8. 'Truth or dare' should be renamed to 'Interrogation or Humiliation'
  9. The kids across the street challenged me to a water fight, so I'm currently boiling the water.
  10. How could I miss you if you won’t go away?
  11. To the human - Brain is everything. But in your case, it's nothing.
  12. Etc. – End of Talking Capacity.
  13. I always take life with a grain of salt..plus a slice of lemon and a shot tequila.
  14. That hilarious moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth.
  15. So what if their jokes are funny - If I don't like them, I am not going to laugh.
  16. No I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
  17. Thank you for not trying to raise my consciousness.
  18. I wish I could mute people.
  19. "Do me a favor?" "Does it involve me getting up?" "...Yes." "Then no.
  20. Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
  21. It's funny, we all really, really got along. I don't know how it was in years past but this year, I was really with a good group of people. No one tried to sabotage each other or steal the other ones moments.
    - LaToya London
  22. One mistake and everyone starts judging you.
  23. I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
  24. No, I am not looking for a stable relationship.. All I need is a stable internet connection.
  25. I just close my eyes for a second and wake and notice I've slept for 0 minutes.
  26. My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
  27. I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent.
  28. We all have that one person we wish we had never gave our phone number to.
  29. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
  30. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    - Emo Philips
  31. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  32. This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.
  33. Admit that you say, "Just kidding".. But you're actually dead serious.
  34. Sometimes, talking to people is like talking to a wall.
  35. When you forget your wallet on your date.
  36. What's the best thing to do if you want to keep your hair when it starts falling out? Put it in a box.
  37. That awkward moment when you’ve fallen down on a trampoline and bitches won’t stop jumping so you can’t get up.
  38. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. She only gargled.
  39. Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
    Me: It's because you're here.
  40. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
  41. That annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate.
  42. Why does the computer programmer ignore the warning on the cigarette carton? Because he's seen so many warnings he only cares about errors.
  43. Do you have room in your life for another friend?
  44. Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?
  45. A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
  46. I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  47. Person: "Hey are you okay?" Me: "Yeah, just having a bad day.. week.. month.. year.. life.. existence."
  48. In humor you will find a lot of truth. When last did you hear a joke about a father in law?
  49. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  50. If you are going through hell, keep going.
  51. From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
  52. Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.
  53. Finding money from my clothes is like a gift to me from me.
  54. Everyone's problems. Morning brings Laziness, Afternoon brings dying for a rest and Night brings Can't sleep.

Funny I love you Quotes

Funny I love you Quotes 

Are you looking for some cool Funny I love you quotes to be shared on valentines day 2013? If yes then you are at the right place. You will get a latest New and Funny I love you Quotes 2013 to be shared on Facebook as well many social networking websites for free. 

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This was the list of the funny Quotes - Funny I love you quotes that is to be shared with your friends and celebrate the valentines day 2013.

Early Valentine Gift






















Don’t tell anyone that I bought Judy an early Valentine’s present today.

She is special and I wanted to give her something just for her.

I got her a belt and a bag.

I know she will appreciate it, too.

And, hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better, as well.


The Social Poets: Funny Obama Inauguration Photo Bombs and Late Nite Jokes

Obama Inauguration Jokes


The Social Poets: Funny Obama Inauguration Photo Bombs and Late Nite Jokes: From Denny:  Since President Obama's second inauguration the web has had a lot of fun with the various amusing inauguration photos - including a few hilarious photo bombs, most unintentional.  President Clinton's is the most recognized but the funniest are of Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) hamming it up for recognition.

And the late night comics just had to make us laugh at every moment, especially comments about the First Lady Eye Roll at annoying GOP House Speaker John Boehner.

We all enjoy a good laugh when we discover our politicians are more human than they let on in front of most cameras and on talk shows.

Just check out this latest photo (January 2013) of the President running along the White House Colonnade with the active children of his newest Chief of Staff, Denis McDonough.  Give it 20 years and we may see one of the McDonough kids running for the presidency.  Nothing like getting in some election run practice with a presidential veteran!

Top 5 Valentines day Gift For him,Husband or Boyfriend

Top 5 Valentines day Gift For him , Husband or Boyfriend

Gift plays a vital role to impress your partner on this valentines day. In this post you will get a top 10 valentines day Gift Ideas for him , husband or your Boy Friends. These are collected from the various sources based upon the review of the girls, So here is the list of some Valentines day Gift for him on this valentines day 2013.







List of the valentines day Gifts for him,husband or Boy Friend 

1. Fresh Red Rose as a Gift for him on this valentines day 2013
Try to Follow the old Tradition and give a fresh Red Rose as a Gift for him on this valentines day. I think this is the cheapest and best gift for husband for those who don't want to expose any more on this valentines day 2013.

2. Men's Wrist watch as a Gift for Husband,boy friends or him



Yes, the watch is the second alternative of the any extra and expensive Valentines day Gifts. ( it depends upon your choice ;) ). There are plenty of Men wrist watches are available in the market as well the online stores. So select the any best watch from the show room and gift its a valentines day Gift to your husband even this is the best choice for the Boy Friends too.

3. Tablet or Mobile phone as valentines day Gift for him




If your partner is a tech lover and gadgets lover then this is the best choice for you to give a nice Tablet or the latest Mobile cell phone to him on this valentines day 2013. So purchase any tablet or mobile phone for the boy friends and wish them.

4. Digital Camera as valentines day Gift for him







If your partner is the crazy about the photography then the digital camera is the best option as valentines day Gift for him as well husband or Boy friend. Let he snap more photos of you and him ;).

5.Gourmet Gift Baskets


If your Partner is the love to snack then the Gourmet Gift Basket is the best choice for you to serve it as a valentines day Gift for husband. Fill the basket with beautiful romantic perfumes, coffees,chocolates, nuts and many favorite Items of your partner.


These are the Top 5 Valentines day Gift For him,Husband or Boyfriend to give a best valentines day Gift to them in this valentines day 2013.

Shahrukh Khan Funny Images 2013

Shahrukh Khan Funny Images 2013










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