Funny Jokes, Funny Text

Son : Dad, I want to go McDonalds.

Dad : Oh my son, if you spell McDonalds,
I will take you.

Son : thoughts for a while as he doesn’t know and replied to his father,
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Dadi Now I want to go for the K F C.

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Husband: Is dinner ready?
Wife: No just for some time.
Husband: Ok, then leave it I’ll go out and take my dinner in restaurant.
Wife: just 5 minutes wait plz.
Husband: Will the dinner be ready in 5 minutes.
Wife: No, I‘ll be ready in five minutes to go for a dinner with you.

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A black coloured boy was weeping badly, and saying to his buffalo
“hey my dear I am so black so that every one teases and laughing at me “
Buffalo: hey don’t cry dear.
you have drunk my milk, so that’s why you are so black dear.

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A man cheats his GOD in several ways BUT
GOD
Makes him husband
And this is the so bad punishment for a man.

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Father: 1, 2, 3,4aaaaaaaaa 5eeeeeee, 6iiiiiiiiiiiiii
Son: You are doing wrong counting because there is no abcd in counting.
Father: No my dear son,

“I am counting your mom’s punches”

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