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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Funny Jokes & Funny Massages





Plumber is Better Than Eng….


Plumber: I have fitted new pipe and the bill is 700/- Rs.
Engineer: Hey I don’t earn as such which you are demanding.
Plumber: YES….
I also hadn’t earn, when I was an Engineer. :lol:


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<<<<An attractive love story which have happy ending>>>>


Once upon a time ……!


One person proposed to you for being a partner of him


Surprisingly you replied “I ‘m not interested in you at all”


In this way, he lived a very happy Life. :lol:


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For History U have to b Historic



Father: Why are you failed in the subject of history.
Son: Papa, all the question were about that time
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“when I was not born” :lol:


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Size Matched


Elephant: Where are you going?
An: Going to the tailor master.
Elephant: Why?
Ant: 4 taking my dress
Elephant: With remaining piece of cloth, plz ask tailor also to make my dress. :lol: .


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He is Always b Strong


Sardar: Meri maa kehhti h k me bachpan me bohat taqatwar tha.


Dost : Bhala kese?


Sardar: Maa kehti hai kah main ro ro k ghar sar pe utha leta tha. :lol:


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