'Kids are wonderful creature of God. They are so pure and innocent. Here you can read funny kids quotes and saying to get amused.'
No mom, I wasn't 'kissing' him, he stole my gum, I was just trying to get it back.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
Life is hard no matter how old you are.
You shouldn't expect your turtle to come back if you put him in a stream.
Dirty looks,
jealous stares,
its funny,
when you think I care.
You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
No matter how much I love something, mom will throw it away without a second's thought.
You shouldn't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!
It's not always easy being a kid, but I bet it's even harder being an adult.
You should never tell your parents when you're curious about girls because many lectures will come in the future.
If you put a frog in a girl's desk, you're going to hear some screaming.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
No mom, I wasn't 'kissing' him, he stole my gum, I was just trying to get it back.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
Life is hard no matter how old you are.
You shouldn't expect your turtle to come back if you put him in a stream.
Dirty looks,
jealous stares,
its funny,
when you think I care.
You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
No matter how much I love something, mom will throw it away without a second's thought.
You shouldn't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!
It's not always easy being a kid, but I bet it's even harder being an adult.
You should never tell your parents when you're curious about girls because many lectures will come in the future.
If you put a frog in a girl's desk, you're going to hear some screaming.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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