-You have a dozen license plates on your garage wall, but none on your truck.
-Police dust your furniture more often than you do.
-You’ve ever used a Slurpee as a cocktail mixer.
-You bought a “Girls Gone Wild” video cus your daughter’s in it.
-The 7-11 clerk knows just how you like your hotdogs.
-You’ve never had a haircut from a non-relative.
-The emergency room doctor tells you “see you next Saturday.”
-You’ve proposed marriage through a karaoke microphone.
-Your ceiling fan used to be your bass boat’s propeller.
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