Naughty Love Quotes

'Being naughty in love really works well to have good enjoyable time with him/her. Experience it with these love quotes.

'Here, You can also nurture your feelings and emotions with wonderful sayings. Always remember that nothing is more powerful than true love. It is the God's greatest blessing to us.'

Popular Topics: Naughty - Romantic - For Him - For Her - Miss You - I Love You

Romantic

It is not being in love what makes me happy. It is being in love only with you what makes me happy.


Girl: "Describe me in one word." Boy: "Mine"

That little moan they make when they stretch.

I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

Crop tops and short shorts.

I really feel so bad for those guys/girls who aren't dating me.

If you received a text from me last night, please disregard it as my phone was drunk.

We are unknown for each others but who’d say it’s wrong if we be together?

When they play with your underwear.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- Rose Franken

The most complicated triangle is LOVE TRIANGLE!

Born to please, taught to tease.

Don't worry, its only kinky the first time.

What is the difference between female at the ages of 9, 19, 29, 39, 49 and 59?? 9 You take her to bed and tell her a story. 19 You tell her a story and take her to bed. 29 You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed. 39 She tells you a story and takes you to bed. 49 You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. 59 You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

I'd tell you to kiss my ass.. but I am Pretty sure you'd fall in love and then I'd never get rid of you.

I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

I don't make mistakes, I just date them.

Never date philosophy majors. My last girlfriend was one and she spent her time proving I didn’t exist.

Coming to my home than make your mind to be naughty with me.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

My girlfriend told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.

Sex is funny and love is serious.

Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.

Today's affairs between lovers are like You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile.

So if you don't like to see me smoking, then you better find another ways to keep my lips busy.

Naughty



Hands sliding up your dress under the table.


Love is saying 'I feel differently' instead of 'You're wrong.'

Listen dear! Do You Want to Know a Secret? But First Promise me, you’ll not share it with anybody..OK, Come closer, Let me whisper in your ear! Say the words you long to hear! I’m in LOVE with you!


The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.
- Nicholas Sparks


Sometimes what we call love is just a settling of old scores, or a seeking of forbidden pain, or a circuitous path to the kingdom of cruelty, or she may simply have confused lack of capital with heroism while searching for rescue without knowing from what.
- Anne Roiphe

I have learned not to worry about love; But to honor its coming with all my heart.
- Alice Walker

Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing: Come back to me and forgive everything.
- Moulin Rouge

Pick me up, hang out with me until I fall asleep, then you are free to go.

I lost my bed, can I sleep in yours?

I want you sore honey.

You are 100 percent mine and just a mere thought of anyone catching you like a knife twisting in my dark soul.

Your place or mine?

Don't care for those who ignore you, care for those who are ignoring others for you.

When they lightly tickle you sides.

Bring it out, I need it so badly.

Come closer to take off my lip-gloss.

GIRL: I wouldn't date you if you were the last person on earth.
BOY: Dumb, if I were the last person on earth, you wouldn't be here!

Massages that turn into passionate love.

When I look into your eyes, I find everything I need.

Goofy girls make wonderful girlfriends.

Could you pull my hair, please?

Me: Hey love, Are you Jealous? She: Nope. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yeah. Me: Than kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT B!TCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FB!

For Him

A guy like you should be tagged with a warning.

You are my boyfriend. I expect when you see me walking - Sneak me up and hug my waist from behind.. When I’m scared, Protect me.. When I tell you a secret.. keep it safe and untold.. Be with me always!


If you do something to me what would you do?

Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.
- Leo F. Buscaglia

Love is a haunting melody That I have never mastered And I fear I never will.
- William Seward Burroughs (1914-1997)

I am in love with girls that are bad, naughty, bad-ass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!
- Dreama Walker

Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

What is so hard, long, and has cum in it? A cucumber!

B.R.A. and B.A.R. - have same alphabets, both are drinking zones and have restriction time of closing and opening. Both, When open, drive men crazy!

I am lost in your eyes.

You are so romantic. You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions.

Girls are greedy, They want everything from the same man. Boys are so simple, They want the same thing from every girl.

Within you, I lose myself. Without you but I find myself wanting to be lost again

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

You are terribly late, you know.. naughty.

Each time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever!

While you were sleeping, I figured out everything, I was constructed for you, and you were molded for me.

I feel too ugly to date attractive people, too attractive to date ugly people.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% FEELINGS.

Easy way to get laid: First go and lay on bed. Wait 30 minutes. Lay becomes past tense.

Lets flip the coin. Heads.. you are mine. Tails.. I am your. :-)

You can feel that she gets jealous, She gets mad, She gets worried, She gets curious, But that's only because she cares for you.

Shouldn't you be in my room having cup of coffee?

You are not prepared for your next if you're still replying to your ex.

I feel so proud and satisfied of being single... until I notice a happy couple.
I can really make you laugh.. You should date me once.

Awww I love getting those cute secret naughty questions at night.

You are the reason why I believe in condoms.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

If everything is under control, you are going too slow.

You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant (excepting Alice).

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands.

Two of them were just napping.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go.

For Her

I'm easy to feel, but not to fall. I'm easy to love, but not to let go. I'm easy to forgive, but not to forget.

33 years old is significant, because at 33 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Sometimes the greatest moments happen when you least expect it.

Spending most of my day trying to pretend that you're not addicted to phone.

That sexy face she makes when she eats something super sour.

Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

Show feelings, get hurt. Be faithful, get cheated on. Show love, get left. Be honest, get lied to.

How can I lose to such an idiot?

Before I go to sleep I always picture what it would be like to fall asleep in your arms. It's probably the best feeling in the world.

It is amazing how many emotions you can hide behind a smile.

I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry.

I never gave you a reason to hate me. You're just creating your own little drama out of pure insecurity.

I gaze deeply into her eyes I feel as though I am lost in a sea of passion that no man has ever felt before.

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love.

Love is like a hole in the heart.

She may be confused about a lot of things, but one thing she knows is that she's happiest when she is with him.

A woman is truly beautiful only when she is naked and she knows it.

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

She told me to be more affectionate. So I got four more.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

If a guy doesn’t want to be friends after he broke your heart, it means he loves you too much, or he never loved you from the start.

Talking about me behind my back? That means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Life is funny, first you want to grow up, then you want be a kid again.

Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I am beautiful because you love me?

Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her moves.

From the bottom of my heart, I hate you.

Just because I'm not talking, doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes I just like to be quiet.

I try and try to move on with my life, yet every part of me surrenders at the mention of your name.

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
- Christopher Marlowe

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

Just because I flirt doesn't mean I am interested.

Please stop undressing me with your eyes, why don't you use your teeth.

85% of socks are single and I never see them crying about it.

I'm not trying to impress girls or anything but.. You know, yesterday night I slept without a night bulb.

It is enough my future boyfriend. You must now stop playing hide and seek game.

When another girl 'likes' my crush or boyfriend's picture, Yes, I automatically start to hate them with a burning passion.

I have made love with you a lot in my mind.

Gather the rose of love whilst yet is time.
- Edmund Spenser (1552-1599)

I hate them - I believe it, I like them - they suspect me.

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
- Jim Carrey

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
- Molly McGee

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
- Albert Einstein

In the darkest hours of night, there is none I would want more than you to fill me with ecstasy.

Miss You

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away."

Whenever I take a breath I miss you.

If I had a shot of vodka for every day that I've missed you, I'd be sober.

Sometimes in class, I wonder for my miss to play the 'who’s a virgin' challenge in their imaginations over class.

I Love You

Of course there's always "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."

Girls language: Go away means come back, I hat you means I love you, I am fin means I am not okay.

I love you without reason and i think that is reason enough.

We fall in love in the same way we get sick; without wanting to, without believing it, against our will and unable to defend ourselves. And then we lose love exactly the same way.