Judy and I are making the 100 mile trip tonight to see the grand-kids march in the band at the homecoming football game. Haven’t seen them in almost three weeks…and that is a new record for us. Man I miss'em.
In the meantime, here are 10 thoughs to ponder and a real truism.
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hunger and Horney.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky…
Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in a hospital dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax cut save you $30?
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
But the truest though is, “Don’t Worry About Old Age; It Doesn’t Last Long.”
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