Funny Fitness Quotes and Sayings

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“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” -Orson Welles

Sweat is fat crying. – Unknown

On moment on your lips forever on your hips. – Unknown

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. — Robert Hutchins

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, “If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down.” — Rita Rudner

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. – Anonymous

You’ve reached middle-age when all you exercise is caution. Anonymous

“I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent… twisted… gyrated… jumped up and down… and perspired for a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on…. the class was over!” - Anonymous

“You aren’t going to get the but you want by sitting on the one you have.” – Unknown

“Give Peas a Chance Don’t frown, don’t pout, you gotta workout!” – Unknown

“Turn on your piece of equipment, place a meal on it, watch it bounce around and if anyone asks, tell them you’re just burning off the calories and carbohydrates before you eat it.” - Want To Be Fit