DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?

Dentist's Hymn --------------- Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn --------- There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ----------- The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn ------------ Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn ----------- There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn --------- Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ----------- Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn -------- I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn ------------- Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn -------- Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn ----------- Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn -------------- I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Doctor's Hymn ------------- The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph ---- God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ---- Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ---- This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ---- Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph --- Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see the jokes.

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folks.