Retirement Q&A

Thinking about retirement?  Here is a list of Q&A's that my help you make up your mind.

Your welcome!

Question: How many days in a week?

Answers: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?

Answers: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answers: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answers: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answers: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answers: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term of someone enjoys work and refuses to retire?

Answers: NUTS!!!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answers: As soon as they do their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

Answers: Normal!

Question: How many days in a week?

Answers: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: What is the best way to describe retiremetn?

Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

Answers: If you cut classes no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he worked with?

Answers: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week?

Answers: Monday through Friday, NOTHING…Saturday and Sunday, Rest.